God’s Gone Digital
Finally! You can email God - whichever one you think that is. It could be a confession, a prayer or maybe you’re just saying Hey, what the fuck man?
We can’t control what God decides to do with that email, they may respond, they may not, they may get us to post about it on our social media - not something we can really control - God’s will and so on.
God’s a busy being
Us humans can take days to respond to an email, but when you’re the creator of the Universe, timeframes can get a little skewed. A year to the Big Dog feels like a fragment of a microsecond. So it may take some time for the Almighty to get back to you.
